Guano Happens

It happens. Sometimes a lot. Maybe you live in a batcave. Or beneath a live oak tree filled with raucous, roosting grackles. Or under the Congress Avenue bridge in Austin, Texas, where a million freetail bats hang out all day. What are you going to do? Say it with Candyass gear, of course. Guano Happens teeshirts, mugs, and more make great gifts for anyone, but especially for birders, spelunkers, and car detailers.